Summer 2017 Week 15
The Ahab Report
Who The Hell is Mike Bragan? Even His own teammates don't know. Bragan, recorded, Five goals and Two assists in His Green Goddess Supply team's, 7-2 trouncing of Manville Pizza. After the game, when asked about Bragan's performance, His own teammates denied Him on Three separate occasions, each responding, "Who the hell is Mike Bragan?". The line is drawn here, no more! Bragan, pronounced like Reagan, but with a B, is now known by the entire league, and He is by far the hottest thing since sliced bread.
Roman Law and Votta Properties battled back and forth all night, finally settling for the 4-4 tie. The Law scored all of it's goals in the second period, while Votta had tallies in each period. It took a late goal by Votta to tie the game with under three minutes to play.
Final Touch pummels Vescera Law 7-2 behind the performance of sub Jim Galvin, the formally hottest new guy in the league. Galvin, a natural defensman, subbed as a forward and produced Three goals and Two assists for The Touch.