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Lots of goals last night. Winners were 25 to 9.

May 2, 2026

Good Morning everyone. Last night was crazy amount of stats for those who care. I mean 25 goals for the winning teams. 

In the first game, much closer than the next 2. Although, Vescera Law came out getting a goal 25 seconds in, Kole Sisson for Edge Doctor answered in his first shift. Later in the Period Vescera Laws Larry Lefevbre gained the lead back. The second period belonged to Vescera with 2 goals and an assist by Wayne Breneman. The other goal by Shane mcSHane Shane McCormick. Who also assisted on Wayne's goals. Edge Doctor did get one back at the bitter end of the second with Derek Signoriello back in the fold. In the third, one goal by each. Shane scored of the get go and Adam Babikian got ended the game with a goal. In the end, Vescera prevailed 6-3.

Welp, Manville Pizza had there way with Green Goddess. And, And, And Dan sent me the numbers of the players. So, now I know that Mike Bragan started the scoring with Dan Dussault also getting a goal in the first. Goddess did get a goal in the first as well. The second belonged to Mike Thomas. He had a Hat Trick in that period. While Ben Hevner eeked out one for Goddess. In the third, Pizza stretched their dough and the lead with 4 more goals. Starting off the face off by Amy Noble. Then Bragan got his second. Thomas got his 4th goal, holy smokes. Keith Kruanellis cleaned up with a goal as well. Goddess did get a couple with Ben Hevner and Brian Cormier getting on the board. In the end Pizza rises to the occasion with a 9-4 rout. 

If you like high scoring games, you came to the right place, this next one either sucked or was special, depending if you wore Orange or Purple. Little Robbie Edleman started the one sided tilt with 2 minutes into the game and scoring. Then Neil Foley off his thigh got the tip in from Brayden Websters shot. In the second, Webster would get one off the face off. The truly awesome goal was by big Sexy. Ricky Votta's backhander was a thing of beauty. Ryan Degnan got one with a break away. did you notice I haven't said what team yet. It was all Votta, all the time. Wait, the bleeding stopped for a moment, as Eric Campbell put the puck in for Quick Dam. One more in the second for Votta by who ever cares, kidding it was Rob Edleman. In the third Steve Donavan and Neil with his second. Ralph Espilat subbing for Quick Dam, got their second goal. In the end, my ass was handed to me all night. Thanks Votta. Votta Properties won 9-2. 

Hope you all have a great week. 

Live, Breathe, Love.......................HOCKEY!

Late news. Sorry.

April 25, 2026

Hey there you silly bastahds!.

Late to the news desk and going to be quick. 

First game Quick Dam bested Green Goddess 7-3. Kreg LaBelle with another hat trick, plus one. Brian Glaud in net, keeping the Goddess at bay. Great all around win for the Orange. 

Second game, Votta Properties stunned Edge Doctor with a 7-2 victory. The new kid in town Brayden Webster with 2 goals an assist to lead the team. Mike Baro keeping the keep. 

Third game of the night was a much closer battle than the 2 previous games. Vescera Law eeked out the win with a 8-6 game tally. Johnathan Murphy being Johnathan Murphy had 4 goals and 2 assists to lead Vescera to the win. Manville Pizza never gave up with a last minute goal by the captain, Dan Dussault. not enough. 

I know you are thinking. I waited all day for this garbage. Yes you did. Stay tuned. I'll do better next week. 

No gigs by the collective, but if you are going out, go see some live music. The bands could use your support. 

Live, Breathe, Love...............HOCKEY!!