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Week Two and we are off and Running

September 12, 2026

Last night the warm room was warmed up by some wayward family members. Paul Praderio fresh from the west coast, dropped in to say hi and watch the games. Also Sammy and Amen stopped in, also from the west coast off a red eye. It was great to have a family reunion. 

Let's talk about the action. Manville Pizza remains undefeated in week 2. This one had Final Touch up by 2 early in the second. A goal midway through the first by Timmy Pincince. Tim would get a second one 2 minutes into the second jumping on behind the defense. Well everyone besides me. And he still scored. Mike Thomas got into the action for MPP and got one back. Keith Kraunelis scored on a mail slot shot, shoulder high, to tie the game. Then Brayden Webster did what Brayden does and got the GWG early in the third. Thomas would get the Empty Netter to cap the scoring. 4-2 Manville wins. 

Middle action was Green Goddess and Votta Properties. The purple got on the board late in the first and early in the second. Then three goals by Goddess to put them ahead in the second, one being a Pete Meegan penalty shot. Must have been exciting. And then, the third belonged to the Properties. 4 goals, one by Captain Sexy himself. 6-3 Votta wins. 

Quick Dam and Vescera Law rounded out the action on this pleasant September evening. This one was close as close can be. Although, Quick Dam got 5 goals in the first and defended it til the bitter end. Shane McCormick got 2 for Vescera in the first. 2 late goals in the second within seconds of each other. Yet then, the defense clamped down and goal tendy was brilliant. The orange held onto win 5-4 and Quick Dam is also undefeated on defending their summer championship. Also, Captain Eric Campbell got the GWG. 

That is all folks. 

The Underground is at JR's Seaside Tavern Ocean Grove, Swansea 8- whenever. Come on down. 

Have a great week.

Live, Breathe, LOVE................HOCKEY!

And so it begins. Winter 2026-27

September 5, 2026

As you all know the first couple of weeks, I will not be naming names. Jersey numbers are not up to date. Just know, I love you all, but don't really care about your stats. 

In game one of the season. Shane McCormick got 4 of 5 goals for his team. Wait, you named a name, yes, cause Shane sent me his teams jersey's. See how that works. And Kevin Degnan is back in the fold and got a tripping penalty and an assist. Yep, Did it again. Oh, and Gary O. toe picked a lot, according to reports. But, 5-0 Vescera Law. 

Game 2. Here is a ball buster. Votta Properties got a goal 25 seconds in. I am sure they thought, here we go. Way to start the season. Alas, they would go on to lose 3-1. Clifford is a tough nut to crack. Final Touch wins their first game.

Game 3. Edge Doctor got caught in the Web. Brayden Webster with 2 and Scott Webber with the final. Yours truly was the recipient of the -2 goal differential. Damn it all to hell. MPP With the 3-1 win. Sons of .... 

The article is brief, but strong I think. 

Next weeks action will be better, but I have the bye. Prepare yourselves for a shitty article. 

IF you need music, Go to Westport and See Richie Dias and his golden throat performing. Loose Screws is at Oriental Pearl. The Performance starts at 9pm. You may need a nap first. 

See you all on the flippidy flop. 

Live, Breathe, Love...............HOCKEY!!