As you all know the first couple of weeks, I will not be naming names. Jersey numbers are not up to date. Just know, I love you all, but don't really care about your stats. 

In game one of the season. Shane McCormick got 4 of 5 goals for his team. Wait, you named a name, yes, cause Shane sent me his teams jersey's. See how that works. And Kevin Degnan is back in the fold and got a tripping penalty and an assist. Yep, Did it again. Oh, and Gary O. toe picked a lot, according to reports. But, 5-0 Vescera Law. 

Game 2. Here is a ball buster. Votta Properties got a goal 25 seconds in. I am sure they thought, here we go. Way to start the season. Alas, they would go on to lose 3-1. Clifford is a tough nut to crack. Final Touch wins their first game.

Game 3. Edge Doctor got caught in the Web. Brayden Webster with 2 and Scott Webber with the final. Yours truly was the recipient of the -2 goal differential. Damn it all to hell. MPP With the 3-1 win. Sons of .... 

The article is brief, but strong I think. 

Next weeks action will be better, but I have the bye. Prepare yourselves for a shitty article. 

IF you need music, Go to Westport and See Richie Dias and his golden throat performing. Loose Screws is at Oriental Pearl. The Performance starts at 9pm. You may need a nap first. 

See you all on the flippidy flop. 

Live, Breathe, Love...............HOCKEY!!